butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
babies were throwing up all over the place
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
zippers are such a cool invention
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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