new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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