What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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