all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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