mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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