i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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