shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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