normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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