Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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