In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
