Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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