Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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