question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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