i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
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