Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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