I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Randomize
