Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
You are a genius and a whore.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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