Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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