so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
How many fucks given?
0.12846
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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