I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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