just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
It was confusing and full of hummus
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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