spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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