he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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