new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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