Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
you win again, gameday.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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