Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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