If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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