She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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