Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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