Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Randomize
