Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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