Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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