Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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