Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
