What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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