i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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