awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
The adults are the big ones right?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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