yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
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