Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(410): View more from Maryland

After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.

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(773): View more from Illinois

The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.

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(716): View more from New York

I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???

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(831): View more from California

Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline

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(518): View more from New York

Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.

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(469): View more from Texas

Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee

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(408): View more from California

Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried

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