I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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