the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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