My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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