I'm drive I can fine osifer
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
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