I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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