dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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