just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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