do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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