she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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