you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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