So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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