i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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