I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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