I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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