at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
