We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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