Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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