do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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